"RECAP!!!!" Alex is Fading!

Dans is Back, another post real quick….Please excuse Alex’s Denver post. He wanted to apologize if it was a bit dry, that’s because it was (the post was, NOT Denver). BUT I am giving props to Alex. While I sleep every night, he’s on the computadora hamming out updates half-tipsy of our shenanigans so I think we can give the kid some leeway. He’s been a CHAMP the entire time..

I will admit I was a bit hesitant about Denver. My man Allen Iverson didn’t last there too long and who can forget about the trouble Kobe Bryant found himself in a few years back. We all saw him sniffling at the press conference..it was classic)

We were glad to leave Kansas City and move onto Denver. For some strange reason KC was full of stray dogs. For those who saw the movie Cujo, it provided yet another reason to get tha heck out of dodge. Alex manned the wheel and was doing good for 5+ hrs, then can my turn..Either the cop smelled me from the moment I took the reins or its just non-kosher to drive a buck in Kansas. Lets just say the state of Kansas got a bit richer after our meeting. But come on, we’ve would have been naive if we thought we were gonna travel 3200+ miles without getting dinged at least once..

Then we battled that wet stuff in Colorado that made us pull over for a mini pow-wow..As you can see, I had a real good view of the road(and that’s when we were still driving)…Glad all cars made it out safe..

Now onto Denver!!! Wait.., quick sidebar..”Priceline.com” Anyone ever use this thing to book hotels? Well we have, and its proven to be “hit or miss”. Our first two spots were cool with the exception of the default king bed selection that you can’t change during the booking process. We all know Alex likes to cuddle, but I AINT THE ONE! I made sure to get upgrades to doubles once we got there. And I’m still not too sure what that smell was at the HoJo Inn, but the free breakfast was cool.

So back to Denver..Our spot was right across from Mile High Stadium. I heard they have a nice "club" too.It seems more and more cities have been developing this “Universal City Walkish” feel in their downtown area. It was cool, a bit cartoonish but cool..So of course we found the spot with “Call head or tails correctly” and your entire drink order is free. Unfortunately going 2 for 7 isnt exactly racking it in. All in all it was a good night, they shut it down @ 2pm there. The “Let Out”, def added spice to the night…

Then came Salt Lake City. There were no stops to see “six legged chickens” or “two headed donkeys” that Alex tried to mount. The only thing I previously knew about that place was “Stockton to Malone” and Mormon(I’m sure just my own ignorance). But Utah has these weird liquor laws, “memberships” or something related was previously required to enter bars. Who knows, I believe they are a bit more lax with entry but no ones know how to pour a drink right and I wont ramble about this point any further. I was just very frustrating. However I did learn that Salt Lake has extremes.

We witnessed the conservative side and the party/ rambunctious side(two fights broke out before midnight). Sandbar(the bar we visited) was def a vibrant spot, it was flooded with talent that seemed to be the jump-off” type. Apparently out of the 40% of people there born into the Mormon religion, only 10% practice. On our way out of Sandbar, we spotted a nice young couple “engaged” in plain sight behind a 4ft dumpster. If you get what I mean by “engaged”, then you can understand why I cannot upload any pictures that this time in post. Very funny…And that’s all folks!, im done typin..Time to go out again! I’ll hit u with my Reno-Berkeley recap in a few



Oh yea..we did pop a couple shots before we left..I must say my aim is pretty decent for a newbie..Alex, not so much but he does know how to handle himself..

“How bout I break your face” – Random drunk girl in Denver

Alex tried to put these on before we left..He was eyeing them the whole time..